I know the Holidays are a time for cheer, love, peace, happiness, etc. etc. However, if you know someone who is dealing with a not-so-friendly break-up this season, I highly recommend this gift.
The Ex-Knife 5-piece Stainless Steel Cutlery set comes in red, black, and silver. Ranging in price from $69.99 to 99.99, it's a guaranteed great gift.
Anyone jaded this time of year will find pleasure in ramming the 8-inch carving knife straight through the holder's heart after cleaning up Christmas dinner. For those who find the heart too cliche, there's also plenty of room for stomach wounds, kneecapping, a playful stab to the thigh, or the always delightful steel-through-skull approach.
If the price turns you off, just remember it's cheaper than therapy, not to mention reuseable. Also, a great conversation starter for your next dinner party. I would, however, recommend putting it away before bringing home your next date. Don't want to scare them off too early...
Plus, how often can you stab someone without sirens blasting down your street? Hardly ever...
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